myraffect:

ahahahaha!

My perfect day

myraffect:

ahahahaha!

My perfect day

(Source: enjoy-your-sun)

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  • Scuba: If a drummer and a singer jump off of a building, who falls faster?
  • Me&Spaz: ???
  • Scuba: Who fucking cares!?
  • Me: Dude You're a fucking bass player. You guys are like light bulbs, when one burns out you just replace it with a new one.

krudman:

Guess what I’m getting today.
For people who do not know, because I assume people do not know because I did not know until a few weeks ago, Teefury is a t-shirt site that sells a) awesome shirts are low low prices and b) sells a new shirt every day.
They do this because they want you to compulsively buy shirts like you’d buy cheap games on your smart phone or cheap PC games on steam. By seeing something AMAZING today and knowing that it won’t exist tomorrow, you’d better get your 10 bucks spent asap. This shirt, for a clear example, will not be available for purchase tomorrow for a new shirt you may or may not love more.
It’s a fancy site. Look through their shirt archives, and bookmark it! Make it a part of your morning routine!

Son of a bitch! The one time teefury has a shirt that i would insta buy and i fucking miss it. RAGE

krudman:

Guess what I’m getting today.

For people who do not know, because I assume people do not know because I did not know until a few weeks ago, Teefury is a t-shirt site that sells a) awesome shirts are low low prices and b) sells a new shirt every day.

They do this because they want you to compulsively buy shirts like you’d buy cheap games on your smart phone or cheap PC games on steam. By seeing something AMAZING today and knowing that it won’t exist tomorrow, you’d better get your 10 bucks spent asap. This shirt, for a clear example, will not be available for purchase tomorrow for a new shirt you may or may not love more.

It’s a fancy site. Look through their shirt archives, and bookmark it! Make it a part of your morning routine!

Son of a bitch! The one time teefury has a shirt that i would insta buy and i fucking miss it. RAGE

Fuck yes the John Dies at the End movie is finally upon us. Do yourself a favor and read the book, though it might ruin the ending of the movie.

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Giant Girlfriend- Invasive Species

New video for the hip hop project im working on.

caffeinatedrabbit:

A great work of art done by the great artist Drew Struzan. 
To own this would be part of a living dream. 

WANT

caffeinatedrabbit:

A great work of art done by the great artist Drew Struzan. 

To own this would be part of a living dream. 

WANT

(Source: jessicaanncats)

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speakingofwhichcomic:

It’s gotta be exasperating being God sometimes. I mean, I wouldn’t want to deal with us.

speakingofwhichcomic:

It’s gotta be exasperating being God sometimes. I mean, I wouldn’t want to deal with us.

(Source: forlackofabettercomic)

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mahhhhh:

Stupid AMERICA! You have no taste! DAMN YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The Kardashians’ are ahead of their time.

mahhhhh:

Stupid AMERICA! You have no taste! DAMN YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The Kardashians’ are ahead of their time.

(Source: foxhips)

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