February 2012
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January 2012
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October 2011
3 posts
Scuba: If a drummer and a singer jump off of a building, who falls faster?
Me&Spaz: ???
Scuba: Who fucking cares!?
Me: Dude You're a fucking bass player. You guys are like light bulbs, when one burns out you just replace it with a new one.
September 2011
1 post
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August 2011
1 post
July 2011
1 post
June 2011
3 posts
May 2011
2 posts
Me: Hi, do you have any Y splitters with 3 female ends?
Clerk: I can look
Me: I can use a male female female, but id prefer 3 females
Clerk: You and me both brother
April 2011
3 posts
Random rant
I hate when i come up with a good name for a band and its already taken. Especially when its taken by a cover band. You’re a fucking cover band, you’re never going to be more than a novelty act so stop taking all the good names. Its like giving the power of super speed to a paraplegic.
March 2011
1 post
January 2011
4 posts
mahhhhh:
FUCK YEAH ARRESTED DEVELOPMENT MOVIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Fuck Yeah
December 2010
1 post
November 2010
2 posts
The Retro Future Reviewd By The East Bay Express →
“Spawn Atomic, The Retro Future. Ah, another ferociously tight San Francisco punk band with lickety-split guitar licks and gross-out lyrics. Largely indebted to The Misfits, Spawn Atomic draws inspiration from sex, zombies, alien queens, comic book villains, and Planet of the Apes. Drummer Syd Slaughterhouse is a raging beast. Singer Dave Shallow Grave subscribes to the notion that no...
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October 2010
1 post
September 2010
1 post
August 2010
4 posts
July 2010
3 posts
5 tags
June 2010
7 posts
4 tags
No matter how hard i try im still a bastard.
Paul: Hey man that guys talking with your lady.
Me: *looks over to find Myra talking with an amputee in a wheel chair*
Eh it's ok, I think Ive got a LEG UP on the competition.
May 2010
6 posts
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Spawn Atomic's second CD is finished →
April 2010
2 posts
What if the tea party were black? →
March 2010
2 posts
Spawn Atomic Review on Fangoria.Com →
Our first review by a semi-popular magazine/ website!